Saturday, January 31, 2015

Monday, January 19, 2015

The Joys of J.O.I.

Ah, the joys of Jerk Off Instructions. The next best thing to having some hottie tug on your cock.

JOI videos are pretty self explanatory. Watch the videos, follow the instructions. I guess you can consider it in the category of femdom, which I can't say is a favorite of mine. But when some lovely lady walks you through every stroke and pump of your cock, encouraging you to work faster and faster and telling you when to empty your nuts? Count me in!

How about a simple game of red light/ green light?

http://xhamster.com/movies/1744486/red_light_green_light_game_with_countdown_and_cei_joi.html

Admire the tits and ass on this girl while your playing the best version of this game, probably like...FUCKING EVER. 

Or there's JOI videos with humiliation and denial.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3940238/beg_joi_tease_and_denial

That's a woman with an amazing ass, but the denial thing isn't my cup of tea. No need to get a case of blue balls in this situation. In fact, I'll just say here at ClubSmut, blue balls are NOT allowed. 

At ClubSmut, we want this to happen:
And this:
And if you're lucky enough, or maybe have some sort of superpower where your only ability is to shoot like a geyser, maybe even this:

So let's plan a club JOI session. With my ever changing schedule it's hard to make club sessions happen, but this is next on my list of priorities (okay, ANY club session would be fun).



"All we do is tell the boys how to jerk off and where we want them to shoot their load."
http://m.xhamster.com/movies/2420648/two_girls_want_you_to_jerk_it._joi.html

So let's go to jerk off school and learn a thing or two from these ladies. Let's be fucking straight A students and listen to every single word they have to say. Obey every instruction. Let's let them shake their tits and tell us how hard we're getting. Let's let them tell us how hard and fast we can pump our cocks, and when they're ready and we can't take it any more, bust our nuts and let our hot jizz fly all over them.

Who's in?