Saturday, February 14, 2015

Cock Hero: 1 Clubsmut: 0

I FINALLY got a club session in! I did a round of Cock Hero with my buddy, TL, and if you've never tried it, holy fucking shit, it ain't easy!

Cock Hero is a pretty fun masturbation game. And unlike Guitar Hero or Rock Band or any of those other silly games where you pretend to play an instrument, you play a real instrument; your skin flute!  All you gotta do is jack to the beat of the song and hope you don't cum before it's over. If you cum too early you lose and have to start over again.


I haven't played a lot of Cock Hero, but damn these videos are super hot and deliberately set up for you to bust your nuts fast. I love my video games but this game is friggin awesome!

Part of my problem with losing horribly to this wonderful game was that I was jacking before the club session. I was lone wolfing it before TL was off of work, so of course I dove into some smut. For some reason I was craving some Pawgs (phat ass white girls), and like why not, right? Any dude that's not into some big juicy white booty has a problem.

Take Exhibit A
That should be like an instant boner. 

So I was pumping away for a bit when TL is online and ready to go. He just got off of work and super horned up. He had been working with some cute 20 year old he had the hots for, and like any good club member shared some pictures of her with me. He added her as a friend on Facebook and he showed me a whole bunch while we stroked our cocks. How shocked would she be if she knew guys were both jacking off to her?

Here's an example
Okay, that's not her, but she's cute and has a similar body type. I have to protect people's privacy, people! 

Again, none of this was helping because we hadn't even started our chat session. We decided to give Cock Hero a shot.

This one! 

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=424104607

So we start chatting, and we're both already boned up from the girl's pictures and the big white bootys. We got right to the video and synced it up. There was no need to waste time!

Holy shit it was a mistake. Two minutes in the video, the game starts, and we start pumping away. Some cute chick slams a dildo in her pussy while she fingers herself. We both tried pumping to the beat of the song, talking about how good that pussy looked. We barely made it to the beat change.

"Man, I can barely hold back," I said.

"Same here, I'm just edging right now."

So ya, within the first few minutes we stopped playing the game correctly, because there was no chance we were going to make it all the way through. Nice going Cock Hero!

"If you're gonna blow just let me know and we can stop. We'll do a cum countdown," I said.

So we pumped our stiff cocks on the brink of exploding. About 6:00 into the video some cute blond is getting nailed in both holes, taking a hot load on her face.

"How does it feel, man?" TL asks. We're 7:00 in.

"Fucking great. I love seeing this babe take that cock in her mouth."

We were unabashedly breaking the rules of the game but we didn't care, we were stroking our cocks at our own pace. It felt kind of like watching someone else play a video game. I can admire a game and not play it. Especially if you can jerk off to it. Take that Assassins Creed!

Further into the video, butts shake and more chicks get pounded. It's pretty insane. We go back from looking at TL's friend and the video as we stroke away. It was time for the cum countdown.

http://xhamster.com/movies/3397503/countdown_to_cum.html

The video was less than 5 minutes, and we knew before that we were going to be shooting ropes of hot white cum. Princess Bailey has her legs spread open for us, making us beg to stroke our cocks. 

"Please let me stroke my cock Princess Bailey."

"Keep begging. Ugh, better than that, you're boring me," Princess Bailey says. 

"Please let me stroke my cock Princess Bailey," I said, my cock hard and waiting. 

"There you go. Alright now you can stroke it," she says.

Thank you! We both grab our cocks and stroke away. 

"Keep stroking. Keep stroking that cock."

"Fuck ya" I said, pumping away, hearing TL do the same. 

"Keep stroking it just a bit faster. Now stop."

We stop pumping. I can feel my cock throb in my hands, it felt so good. 

"Alright, start stroking it, just like that."

We stroke away, both moaning as she lets us stroke faster. 

"I want you to get ready for the countdown. Tell me what you want. Do you want to cum?"

"Yes Princess Bailey!"

"You'll be lucky if I let you. But I'll start the countdown since you begged for it."

"Starting at 10 and working our way down to 1.

We were stroking away. I was so ready to cum. 

"10. 9. 8. Keep stroking that cock fast."

"Hell ya," I said, stroking faster and trying to hold back. 

"You ready to cum? Not yet. You need to BEG me to cum," Princess Bailey says. 

"Please let us cum, Princess Bailey," we both say, stroking faster and harder. 

"Good boy. 7. 6. 5. 4. Keep stroking it. Don't stop."

"Dude you ready for this?" I asked TL. 

"Ya, man!"

"3. 2. Remember, I'm your little princess and I'm letting you cum, okay? 

We moaned and pumped our cocks as I felt the pressure build up in my nuts. It was almost go time, and she was going to get my load no matter what. 

"Good little boy. Good little pet. Aaaand, you ready to cum?"

"Yes!"

"Fuck ya!"

Two buddies jacking to the same video, taking instructions from an eager slut waiting for our cum. We were ready!

"Okay. Go ahead and cum. 1," Princess Bailey says. 

Time to let loose. We both bust at the same time. As I shoot ropes of jizz for Princess Bailey I hear TL moaning and cumming at the same time. She was letting us drain our nuts and we were going to give her every last drop. 

"So good!" Princess Bailey exclaims. Of course it is, she just made 2 horned up dudes empty their balls, just for her. I pumped the last bits of cum as it dripped out of my cock. 

"Oh man, what a mess," I said. "Time to clean up."

"Same here. Until next time" TL says. 

So it might not have been a true Cock Hero experience, but there's always a next time.