Sunday, October 30, 2016

For your Halloweenie, JACK OFF to Larkin Love as ELVIRA!

Happy Halloween!

It's that time of year of festive frights and things that go bump in the night! Whether it's candy, booze, scary movies, or chicks in sexy costumes, the one thing we can ALWAYS look forward to is Elvira and her busty cleavage.

Be honest, who hasn't jerked off to Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?


If you've never heard of her, look her up. When I was young, dumb, and full of cum, I thought she was fucking hot and she definitely helped fuel my love of big boobs.

Mmm, delicious cleavage. 


Any Elvira fan and boob lover would KILL to have their hands on those things! 

Ahhh, the things we could do with Elvira. I'd like to think she'd be great in the sack. She'd suck, tittyfuck, and fuck as good as any pornstar. But we'll never see that, so we'll have to settle with a pornstar lookalike who sucks, tittyfucks, and fucks and imagine it's Elvira. 


Enter Larkin Love!!


Of course Larkin isn't some cheap knock-off. We LOVE Larkin here at ClubSmut. We've lost many loads to her here. But it's really fucking hot that she did an Elvira cosplay scene. 


Just imagining it's Elvira, we finally get to see those TITS!




Thanks to the awesomeness that is Larkin Love, now we can imagine Elvira doing all the nasty things we wish we could do to her. Not to mention, we still get to see HOT Larkin Love get fucked real good. It's a win-win situation, really.


How about Elvira with her tits out sucking your cock?

Or tittyfucking those big, round pumpkins?


Or getting balls deep inside Elvira?

I bet Elvira's pussy is DELICIOUS!

And to top it all off, how about busting our nuts all over those boobies??

Best. Holiday. Ever!

For a special treat, because it's the holidays and I'm feeling gracious, the video is on the Mycircle channel for a limited time:



So who wants to jack off to Elvira now?


ClubSmut - Next Level Masturbation!

We all jack off alone, there's nothing wrong with that.

But not here at ClubSmut. ClubSmut is some next level shit.

At ClubSmut, you've got a wingman, or a goon platoon. We fly solo with our boners, but we team up to let babes fuel our bate so we can bust our nuts at the same time.

Like so.




It's like double-teaming a chick or working a babe in a gangbang or a blowbang.

It's more fun in a group!



ClubSmut is for straight, no nonsense guys (and gals) to perv out to our favorite porn at the same time and get off. 

So why join ClubSmut?

Because:
It's about porn.
It's about jacking off.
It's about next level masturbation.
It's way more fun than doing laundry.

Here, we love pussy. And ass. And titties.

 Often BIG OL' TITTIES


So if you're reading this and you're like, this dude GETS me, this is my JAM, then you need to join ClubSmut. 

Because it's not just watching videos and swapping photos to jack to (we do plenty of that though).

There's JOI, or Jerk off Instructions. 


Or how about a round of Cock Hero?


Try to jack it to the beat!!
Either way, we're busting a big load. 

AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!


Wanna join? Here's how:

1. If you're a guy, be straight. At ClubSmut it's about worshiping women. If you're more into cock other than your own, good for you, the world is your oyster. Keep it moving.

2. ClubSmut busts together. Don't leave your wingman or goon platoon behind. 

3. Don't be an asshole. Like don't be mean. I'm not big on degrading women or racist shit. Keep it classy, ClubSmut!

Got Skype? Can you do mic chats? Then you're ready to go!




Saturday, October 15, 2016