Sunday, October 30, 2016

ClubSmut - Next Level Masturbation!

We all jack off alone, there's nothing wrong with that.

But not here at ClubSmut. ClubSmut is some next level shit.

At ClubSmut, you've got a wingman, or a goon platoon. We fly solo with our boners, but we team up to let babes fuel our bate so we can bust our nuts at the same time.

Like so.




It's like double-teaming a chick or working a babe in a gangbang or a blowbang.

It's more fun in a group!



ClubSmut is for straight, no nonsense guys (and gals) to perv out to our favorite porn at the same time and get off. 

So why join ClubSmut?

Because:
It's about porn.
It's about jacking off.
It's about next level masturbation.
It's way more fun than doing laundry.

Here, we love pussy. And ass. And titties.

 Often BIG OL' TITTIES


So if you're reading this and you're like, this dude GETS me, this is my JAM, then you need to join ClubSmut. 

Because it's not just watching videos and swapping photos to jack to (we do plenty of that though).

There's JOI, or Jerk off Instructions. 


Or how about a round of Cock Hero?


Try to jack it to the beat!!
Either way, we're busting a big load. 

AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!


Wanna join? Here's how:

1. If you're a guy, be straight. At ClubSmut it's about worshiping women. If you're more into cock other than your own, good for you, the world is your oyster. Keep it moving.

2. ClubSmut busts together. Don't leave your wingman or goon platoon behind. 

3. Don't be an asshole. Like don't be mean. I'm not big on degrading women or racist shit. Keep it classy, ClubSmut!

Got Skype? Can you do mic chats? Then you're ready to go!




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