I've had my share of celebrity encounters living in Los Angeles. A-list actors, legendary filmmakers, sports heroes, and yes...even porn stars.
Like Tricia Devereaux buying dildos at the Hustler store in Hollywood.
Or an awkward elevator ride with porn legend Nina Hartley.
I leave people alone for the most part, aside from an awkward glance or "hello," knowing full well they know that I know who they are. But it's Los Angeles. It's not cool to be a gawker.
But what if I were to meet a ClubSmut favorite, a Load Sponsor like Angela White, or Larkin Love, or Jada Stevens? Would I be able to speak in complete sentences and not stare at their luscious curves, or would I run away like a pussy because I wouldn't know how to handle myself in front of them (other than of course, HANDLING myself in front of them, which might be awkward).
Or what if I were to meet THE sex goddess herself, GIANNA MICHAELS?
Gianna Michaels, official Load Sponsor and ClubSmut Queen
I don't know how I would react. It would be awkward, as I feel most of my celebrity encounters have been. I would just hope Gianna accepts my boner as a formal greeting, like 2 foreign dignitaries meeting each other for the first time.
Even though I have yet to be in the presence of this SEX QUEEN, other ClubSmut members have had the good fortune to. Recently, a fellow ClubSmut member with a shared passion for all things Gianna wrote to me this lovely story of his encounter with her.
"Smutfan!! I have been blessed by Venus! My wife took me to see GIANNA MICHAELS dance tonight at the Spearmint Rhino in the city of Industry, by where I work actually I've seen the billboard promoting her and Jayden James for weeks now, money has just been so tight recently I never thought I'd go, despite it my first fantasies, but my incredible wife got me there!! Not only did I see her remarkably gorgeous body inches from my face, at the end before she left we talked, hugged, I fuckin kissed her!! Twice (on the cheek, but still) and felt her tits squeeze on to my chest and I touched her lower back (I know inches away), it was magnanimous, this whole night has been so world changing. Bro she gave me a DVD as an anniversary gift! Man with my wife she said I turned her on!!! WTF!! SMUTFAN!!"
Great fucking job! Keeping cool in front of a GODDESS like Gianna is no small feat, and certainly having a cool-ass wife as your wingman is super helpful.
What say you, ClubSmutters, any real-life pornstar encounters? Any other Gianna sightings?
